So we've had a dog around the house for the past few weeks.
His name is Cupcake, and he won't respond to any other.
He barks, pants, whines, and licks your leg when you sit down.
When he drinks from his bowl on the floor it makes me smile.
He goes with us to public places, and runs around on all fours.
He chases the kids while they laugh and squeal.
I don't like dogs, but I can't get rid of this one.
What to do?
Meet Cupcake - Elijah's imaginary alter ego
